Isn’t it funny how you can ache just from the deadly drone of existence?– Charles Bukowski
Creeping The Internet: Today I got a friend request from a random old man on Facebook. This is the attached message, “I would like to dance with you in a forest of wolfs.” …………………… What? P.s. You spelled ’wolves’ wrong bro.
modifiedhermit-deactivated20120 asked: that creepy pic of the two chicks on my tumblr you liked. YA i think you an me could rock that better >:3
msjennyanthem asked: Okay! Random! I think you are unbelievably beautiful. :)
TMI TUESDAY! My ask box is offcially open to:
girlwiththeglassheart: suchatwat: “Have you ever..” “Would you rather..” This or that Personal questions TMI Questions Random questions. Random things you want to tell me. Anonymous questions of any nature. Your honest opinion on anything. Your honest opinion about me.
I’m sitting in bead eating strawberries and whipped cream, while my boyfriend mixes metal tracks What I hear over and over, “My penis is retracting into my abdomen. Someone help me, please.”-Naegleria. Mhmm…
An actual conversation between two 28-year-old men...
Guy 1: She had to go, man. Had. to. go.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was time.
Guy 1: And she's mad at me about it. Like, coming to me trying to talk to me about it because she's upset or some shit, and I'm like, "Nah, this is done. We're done."
Guy 2: Sometimes you gotta do that. Be firm.
Guy 1: It's like, I have six Pokeballs, ya know what I mean? I got six Pokeballs and there's 150 Pokemon out there. I'm not gonna hang on to my PIDGEY, ya know what I'm sayin? I'm not gonna hang on to my Ratata.
Guy 2: Exactly.
Guy 1: She's on some Professor Oak shit. I'm tryin to be the best.
Guy 2: Even Pikachu had to go eventually, n*gga. You did the right thing.
gotta catch em all nigga. damn.
Following my boyfriend into the basement:
Him: “Are you gonna kill me or something?” Me: “I think you’d make a pretty lamp.”